Newton Geiszler’s favorite video game would be Subnautica. He would fall in love with the Sea Emperor, cooing adoringly as he was being chased by a Leviathan and just go crazy over the Crabsquids. He would sob hysterically at the end of the game and then just sit around, making habitats and trying to find every egg imaginable for his in game aquarium so he can have mini versions of the creatures surrounding him.
Hi, my name is Basil and welcome to my Ted talk alternatively titled “Why an underwater survival exploration game is the favorite game of one Dr. Newton “Kaiju Groupie” Geiszler”.
Subnautica is a game where you play as a survivor whose ship had crashed landed on an oceanic alien planet. This planet has gorgeously rendered and varied biomes that host exotic new creatures. Some of these biomes appear as such:
Newton would greatly appreciate the depth and beauty of these spaces and their alien nature. Giant lumbering fields of kelp-like vegetation? Check. Looming mushroom forests deep within the depths? Check. A luminous underwater tree within a cavern of bioluminescent rays that houses a giant egg? Fucking Check. Strange algea-tethered plant based structures amongst transparent brain coral? Double Check. He’d gasp in awe at each new location.
The creatures living in these biomes are equally diverse. Here’s a small sampling:
Weird electrical carnivorous beasts? Check. Unusual bony dragons? Check. Vicious brightly colored and multi-eyed piranha fish? Double Check. Those transparent bio-illuminescent rays from before? You better believe it. A fish that may as well be nothing but a giant swimming eye? Uh yeah…Newt would be so full of glee as he chased these fuckers all down to scan them. But they aren’t even the best of it. The bigger creatures are where it’s really at and they will be featured in the next addition of this post.
“Was this how trauma worked? she wondered. Those closest to it remained dumbfounded by the fact that those who weren’t present could derive meaning from it?”
PEOPLE DO THAT????? but you have so many opportunities with the characters of PR on a starship! i know a lot of people would think newt and herm would be spirk or something but let’s be real, they’re spock and bones. hermann is half vulcan, and newt is the loud doctor and they scream at each other but secretly love each other and their captain, stacker, is completely in the know about it so he’s just in a constant state of rolling his eyes.
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“Miniature topographies inside 200-gallon fish tanks, based on traditional landscape paintings. Keever fills the tanks with water once he’s sculpted and placed the miniatures, and colored lights and pigments create dense, atmospheric environments. He views his works as an evolution of the landscape tradition and deliberately acknowledges the conceptual artifice.”
look i know no one but me and @persephonetree have watched ozark (2017) on netflix but maybe this fic will convince some of y’all to give it a chance
i’m just gonna say…………….. the blowjob alone is 3k words
author’s notes include a quick character cheat sheet for the curious – have fun!!
Title: An Angler’s Guide to Tying Knots Characters/Pairings: Roy Petty/Russ Langmore Tags: Outdoor Sex, Blow Jobs, Dirty Talk, Masturbation, Undercover, Guilt, Mildly Dubious Consent (due to an undercover identity) Summary: Russ offers the end of the line to Roy. “You ever tie an anchor bend before?”
Roy shakes his head. “Show me.”
They crouch side by side, their heads bent together to observe Russ’s big, nimble hands as he weaves the knot into existence. Although he’s surely capable of doing so in the blink of eye, this time he’s taking it slow, each step deliberate and precise for the sake of his audience. Roy tries to watch and learn, he really does— but he keeps getting distracted by that look on Russ’s face.
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